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The Bimbo Bible: Become Dumber by Ditching your Glasses

Glasses

They can be a fashion statement, or a necessary part of your day to day life. Whichever of these apply to you, today’s module will walk you through how to use glasses to bimbofy yourself.

If you’re like me, then you need glasses to see. (and if you don’t, just keep reading, I’ve got you covered.) That means that when you remove your glasses you have difficulty seeing things, reading, or performing otherwise normal tasks. Well, what if I told you that these disadvantages could actually help you bimbofy yourself?

Note that this will all come down to you: if you are uncomfortable being without your glasses then this strategy probably isn’t for you, but if you’re interested in hearing me out, read on.

As someone who wears glasses, you’re well aware of how much less capable you are when you’re not wearing them. However, what you might not have ever considered is that you can use that to your advantage as a bimbo. When you remove your glasses, you can use that as an opportunity to have your boyfriend (fwb, etc.) help you, the now helpless bimbo, do things.

What things? (You ask with a bimbo pout and a twirl of your hair.) I’m glad you asked. If you’re just doing things around the house/apartment you can “accidentally” knock your glasses of your face, make the most innocent face you can, and then ask him to help you read the menu you were about to order from, finish the chore you were attempting to do, etc. Of course, you’ll probably want to let your guy know before you start implementing this into your life, so he can be in on it.

And that’s just the physical aspect, we haven’t even talked about the mental aspect yet. Obviously unlike blurry vision, mental changes are not a natural response to taking off your glasses so you’ll have to train yourself to make certain changes when you take them off. These changes can be as serious or as playful as you want: they can apply 24/7 or just in the bedroom, it’s up to you. Here are a few ideas:

  • Action: Anytime your glasses come off you automatically become stupid

But I’m a Bimbo That Doesn’t Wear Glasses!

Then get some! If you don’t have prescription glasses, grab a cheap pair of non-prescription glasses that fit your style and make a habit of wearing them everyday.

What if My Glasses Fall Off in Public?

While I’m sure some of you would be into that, I’d like to mention that my glasses have never accidentally fallen off of my face. Ever. However, if you’re concerned about it just know that any training/conditioning you give yourself is completely up to you. At home or outside, wherever you condition yourself to become stupid without glasses, that’s where you become stupid without glasses.